Monday 2 March 2015

Dating

Let's talk online dating. Just as Valentine's has again, I want to share with you my experience of modern day dating -_- or the lack of....

Online apps...erm a gay, single, swingers , drug users bar on your mobile!!!! 

You can see the bonner way before the money shot!! You can see if her chest is veiny way before you start splashing about ... But I'm here to talk about dating right? 

I have Mariah Carey playing as I write this and Im a Libra , the sign of partnership...so I feel qualified. 

Why doesn't online dating work? Is it where the crazies create a profile and excel at false advertising? The introverts remain introverted? Or are there a nice community of single potential life partners waiting for You?

Let's talk...so online dating 

Online apps... (Im referring to hook up  tings).... THIS IS NOT THE PLACE TO LOOK FOR A DATE!  This is where we go when we need to empty (you know) , On those long days off...where you've just shaved or those late nights...don't knock the door , you'll wake the roommate).

My friend once said to me "Ashley if you look in the gutter what do you expect to find?" 
Well you may find a cubic zirconia in the rough ? "Spit polish" it into a diamond?

So the "legit" dating sites ? 
As I said , sex is a drug. Even on the legit dating site there's someone looking for a fuck...Which then takes me to the rejection...  

Online dating is like the worst catalogue... Flicking  hundreds (some of you are thirsty) of profiles deciding yes or no, right style , right this, wrong belly weight, wrong teeth...and then follows the stage I call "cold calling" -yes you send a standard "hi" message on mass to every person who caught your eye , which leads to the rejection 😕

Let's try the old fashioned way...go outside 











 

Monday 1 December 2014

The show must go on!!

Tonight's show was struck down by a guest cancelling! Producing and presenting single handedly I had to pull my team together which consists of me and my self  😁 

An issue that has arisen or that I have observed in moden life is a lack of self worth. 

This week I declared myself as a "self qualified agony Aunty" , an aspiring Joan Rivers wanna be and a Radio Presenter

So being the the agony comic presenter I have put together a few steps on how to improve your self worth:

1) Take pride in your appearance 
There's only one you (some may say thank god) so make the best of what you got and try and make an effort for yourself so you feel nice looking and comfortable 

2 ) An eye for an eye -(not if I get yours  first) 

Simply treat people how you'd like to be treated , however also be aware of how you let others treat you. 

3) Ignore-rance 

Ok in your heard you are your own King or Queen or both (im not judging -guuurl)
So when a basic bitch decides to develop the bravery to ignore you ( let's say by text) . You return to my previous point of an eye for an eye! Take the hint and cease contact ! You are worth better treatment 

4) Self worth in dating ! Now if you see yourself as a sexy , dripping wet , moist piece of steak ( I have butterflies now) , do not settle for chicken nugget mentality ! 

If your a nice pice of throbbing hard steak, maintain your quality and standards.

My show next Monday from 8pm on Miskin Radio features me talking to a new  charity organizer!! 

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Friday 14 November 2014

Who is Ashley Conrad?

Ok, ok, my true neo soul fans, know it was originally " Who is Jill Scott", but its fits so well.
I do a weekly radio show on Miskin Radio. It started off as a one hour Sunday afternoon show, which had potential, but was a little like chicken with no seasoning.
Eventually developing into a two hour showcase of laughs, chat  and unsigned talent. The show is developing into an international places for talented unsigned artists to send their music and receive UK airplay
I have featured some amazing unsigned UK talent, Hipman Junky (crazy time....the studio comes alive when he passes through).
I've had SB Entertainer on. A great artists with so much experience, wisdom and depth.
Most Recently I interviewed the incredibly humble Jmanic. You'll rarely meet someone so down to earth with such a striking talent
I have played music from numerous underground artists,and up and coming independent, including MC Jade, Valerie Ghent , Marcia Mitchell and many more.
Along side the Music , I report stories on celebrities, and make a few jokes about the story...( I say I'm Channeling my Inner Joan Rivers)
I enjoy making my audience laugh and being cheeky other the celeb stories.
Other than the music and cheeky celeb gossip, I have featured blog editor Adam Lucy, his  blog centers around arts and culture, Independent artist reviews and averages 30,000 hits internationally !
Still to come I have a Young Entrepreneur, A Lady making a difference with her own charity and whoever else will either entertain , inform and bring us together.
So this post was to introduce you to this growing machine of a radio show I present and produce.
Next week we will talk about the scan-dah-loss stories I covered and the talent I featured.
I'm Back on the Radio Monday Nights  ( I've started calling myself The Prince of Monday Night Radio)
miskinradio.co.uk